I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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