Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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