I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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