my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry about my life...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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