The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
grandma shit on top of the toilet
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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