she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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