we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this boner is exhausting
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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