i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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