So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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