I showed him my bush... on skype.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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