Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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