I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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