Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They have beer where we have blood.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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