I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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