Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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