Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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