Fine. I'll sleep in my office
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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