Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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