doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sorry my hands just texted you
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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