My nipple is on Facebook.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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