Are we in a gay sports bar?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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