Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
