I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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