I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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