Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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