her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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