Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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