I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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