the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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