I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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