just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He did a backflip because drugs
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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