so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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