Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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