have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have post one night stand depression
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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