I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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