question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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