just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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