It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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