Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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