What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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