Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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