My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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