My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
wow bdsm is so cute
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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