one two three fourrrrnication!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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