saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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