Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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