So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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