The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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