That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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