I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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