What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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