How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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