You're completely useless in the revolution.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
it's like heaven, but drunker
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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