i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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