As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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