I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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