remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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